A New Year!
New Year's Day will come full tilt
I'll eat prime rib without the guilt
Potatoes heaped with sour cream
No diet will be in this scheme
My strategy is "not" to win
Those chocolates will not be a sin
That wine has sugar, yes I know
I just don't care, so let it flow
No gym for me, please don't look glum
I kind of really like my bum
You think it's just a bit too wide?
Never mind...I'll decide
This New Year I will place no bets
No skinny jeans, I like my sweats
I will not take a silly oath
To stop the habits that I loath
Ah, this New Year will be sweet
Lots of baked goods and red meat
Pressures off, no lies to tell
I am on course...straight to Hell!
Happy New Year Everyone!
But remember, this is how you may end up looking. LOL
11 comments:
That is 2011.
Cute Poem. I look about like that myself. Helen
I hope you feel happy about the way you are! You are a great friend and I am sure you deserve a great 2010 in good health! I wish you and Abe and all your children and grandchildren a very wonderful New Year!
I am afraid I already look like this!
Love Granny
Amen, you are preaching to the choir.
Happy New Year Patty and Abe.
Happy New Year, Patty!!!
What a resolution! If only we could get by with that and still be skinny, huh?!
Me too, Patty, me too :)
Love the fat lady and poem.
LOL. I need that shirt;) Happy New Year!
Isn't it odd what time does to us? A happy New Year to you. You are such a darling person. I'm glad to have "met" you.
Thank you for making me laugh on days when I desperately needed to.
((hugs))
Amazing as always
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