Saturday, January 02, 2010

Makes you think

What Is A Kiss?

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? Im not familiar with that term.


Reader Wil said...

That is very funny, Patty! The person who created those definitions, is very clever!

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Prof. of Economics:
Thats me.

Arkansas Patti said...

Gotta love the Prof. of Philosophy.

Cheryl said...

Who comes up with these things???

Gramma Ann said...

They are all cute. Someone has a clever mind.

dyanna said...

Very funny! I like it.

mommanator said...

funny stuff Patty

reanaclaire said...

hi Patty, Happy New Year!! i m not professor of anything so i guess..

a kiss is just a kiss in Casablanca
a kiss is not a kiss without your sigh...

remember this lyrics? :P

Denise said...

So cute, thanks Patty for always putting that smile on my face.

Cathy said...

Hello Patty
Came to you via Gill's blog - love those definitions of a kiss. Some are quite near to the mark lol
Take care

Rinkly Rimes said...

I've been absent from your blog too long. You still deliver the goods!

Reader Wil said...


Justin Narin said...

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Twisted Fencepost said...

Funny AND cute!
Nothing sweeter than a kiss from a child!

Beth Niquette said...

I love it! I absolutely love it!

A kiss--my husband kisses me, and even after 26 years of marriage the world stops turning...