Sunday, January 03, 2010

The Preacher's Teeth

A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way: “The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't shut up.

Wanda , I hope Don enjoys this one.

12 comments:

jinksy said...

I'm so glad that dentists these days can often give you 'new' teeth on the remains of the old ones, rather than dentures. These pseudo teeth don't cause half so many problems!

Gill - That British Woman said...

that's funny.......

Gill in Canada

madcobug said...

Cute one LOL. Helen

√ Abraham Lincoln said...

That is funny. I never heard of those teeth that jinksy talks about.

mommanator said...

cute, but sooo wrong!

Lady Di Tn said...

Good one. Sometimes, I think our Priest pick up the wife's denture. LOL Peace

Patty said...

Abe, I'm sure jinksy is talking about caps.

Cheryl said...

I can think of a few people that might have picked up the wrong ones too! LOL

nituscorner said...

now this was too good.lol!!!!

Twisted Fencepost said...

Good one! Made me giggle!!

Margaret Cloud said...

Good one, but yuk.

Beth Niquette said...

(guffaw) Oh, girl! Who's side are you on???

Hahaaaa...you see, I married a talkative man, so it is the opposite thing at our house.

Oh, hahaahaa.a..