Monday, January 04, 2010

Some are funny

Random Thoughts for the Day:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

10 comments:

reanaclaire said...

i like and dislike the 2nd one at the same time..LOL... yes, i m one of those who detest it when i know i m wrong in an argument. Good quotes here..Patty..
Have a nice day!

Arkansas Patti said...

Those are true and funny. I always wonder why no one drops in to visit right after I have cleaned.

mommanator said...

these are so true, I totally agree with them!

Brenda said...

Ha! I mastered the folding of a fitted sheet. I feel so smart. I so agree with Mapquest needing to eliminate getting out of your subdivision...ha! And I have always wondered why obituaries don't say what the person died from. Perhaps it is in bad taste? Not sure. I think it would help when a person is doing genealogy.

nituscorner said...

now that sure was a treat for the new year. i loved the first one the best . lol! wishing you and family a very happy and healthy new year.

Lady Di Tn said...

These are great and rather funny. Peace

Gramma Ann said...

I like #15, that happens to me all the time. Or I call them back immediately and they don't know who in the heck I am. They say they must of dailed a wrong number. hahaha

Twisted Fencepost said...

All of those are SOOOO true!
Except #12....I stopped with DVD's.
And #13....leaves me terrified! LOL

Beth Niquette said...

WOW! LOL

That's so funny--especially number two. I have a GREAT answer when I find out I'm wrong about something--or at least at fault. I say, "That's fair."

(grin) Heeheee...

ShAKirA CHOONG said...

My first time here.
I really love your sense of humor! You just made my day after a long and tiring day dealing with a husband who is rather new in fathering and a daughter who is just too pampered by me.lol
Great post!
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
hugs,
shakira
ps I would like to know if I can have your permission to repost this in my blog with credits due to you. My blog is www.justmeshakirack.blogspot.com
and you are on my blog list. Just love to share such a good post with my family and friends, may I?