Saturday, February 13, 2010

Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"


Arkansas Patti said...

Oh my those are good. Very funny but scarily true.

Margaret Cloud said...

Amen to this especially marriage is losing your figure. I really liked them all. Thanks for coming by and adding your pet peeves.

Anonymous said...

This is like a journal should be. And a blogging journal it is. I like your account of things and description in the end it was about two or three things: food, doctor visit, non-blogging daughter. LOL

I hope your bones get to feeling better. If that shot does anything like the steroids did when I first took them for my rheumatoid arthritis and osteoarthritis then it is your miracle as the pain vanished for me. Maybe it will vanish for you. If that doesn't work he talked to you about other things you could have done and one of them was knee replacement surgery. Maybe you should think about having it done when someone will be available to help you out.

Everything was good eating that you brought home. It is about 3:30 AM here now so I will have another cup of coffee and sit here until I can let the cat out at 5:00 AM.

kavita said...

Patty,it really opened my eyes much wider...lolz.Thanks for the laughs.

Mental P Mama said...

LOL...a little too true for me!

madcobug said...

Sounds about right to me LOL. Helen

Gramma Ann said...

Very funny! I sure got a chuckle out of all of them.

Priyanka Khot said...

Too funny! It is just a few minutes after 12 here in Delhi. So I began my Valentine's Day reading this post. Hahahah

Happy Valentine's Day to you. :-)

Babli said...

What a lovely post. I liked it very much and I agree fully with you.
Wish you a very Happy Valentines Day.

Rosy said...

These are good here, however the marriage ones also fits a long term relationship too! ha ha ha

Thank you for you for your wonderful advice and your comments.

Renie Burghardt said...

Ha!Right on, on all of them!

Happy Valentine's Day!


Lady Di Tn said...

LOL these are really funny. Wow you covered a lot of ground with a visit to the doctor too in a few short hours. Glad the knee feels better. Peace

Cheryl said...

Oh Patty, you do have the best stories!

nituscorner said...

interesting.......and scary with a touch of humour. nice one patty.

ChrisJ said...

I have to add: Love is NOT what you see on the TV or in the movies!!

Love is having a warm, genuine,
connection and understanding of the one you love -- considering his or her needs above your own and an acceptance of who she/he is and being content with that.

Clytie said...

Oh this is too precious! Thank you for the giggles this morning.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Oh boy is there a lot of truth in this one!

Anonymous said...

What a great resource!