Saturday, February 20, 2010

A Men's Only Weight Loss Program...

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe with a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, I'm yours.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing a skimpy running outfit, running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, I'm yours.'

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.


11 comments:

kavita said...

ROFL....Thanks.Have a wonderful weekend.

jinksy said...

It's all in the viewpoint, I guess!

Arkansas Patti said...

That would work. Too funny.

Gramma Ann said...

Well, that put a smile on my face this morning. I even chuckled for a bit. LOL... That was funny...

Brenda said...

I wasn't expecting the ending of that one. Ha...I can never tell a joke and get it all in the right order, but I like reading them.

Beth Niquette said...

I'm just laughing so hard I can hardly stand it. (guffaw) My husband would be running for his life!!! Aaaaaahhahaahaa....


ROFL..

Margaret Cloud said...

Now this is really funny, and it had a surprise ending, very good.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahahahahaha! That was really funny!

Have a good Sunday.

We had 60 degrees today, and I have spring fever! Haha.

Cathy said...

Hello Patty
That was naughty - but nice lol
Cathy

Cheryl said...

Haha...oh Patty you did it again, made me laugh!

Sandy said...

hahahahaha. Loved the story above too.