Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Not intended to insult anyone!

Blind Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Received from a dear friend, Beth


Anonymous said...

And what he said was another good joke.

The 4th Sister said...

oh too funny.....I did not see this one coming till the end

Anonymous said...

That is one funny blond joke. I even laughed out loud while you were sweeping the kitchen floor.

Mental P Mama said...


Clytie said...

Love it! I needed a good laugh this morning!

Beth Niquette said...

I'm still giggling over this one...LOL

Gramma Ann said...

Hahahahaa... that was a good one.

Wanda said...

Thank you so much Patty for all the wonderful expressions of your friendship and love on my fb.

Love you!

Renie Burghardt said...

Hehehehehe! That is a good one!

Good night, Patty.

Shionge said...

Hehhehe.....he'll get punch five times :D

dyanna said...

Very funny.I like it.
Have a nice day.

Margaret Cloud said...

I think he not only was blind but dumb, this was a good one. Thank you for coming by.