The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Received from a dear friend, Beth
12 comments:
And what he said was another good joke.
oh too funny.....I did not see this one coming till the end
That is one funny blond joke. I even laughed out loud while you were sweeping the kitchen floor.
LOL!
Love it! I needed a good laugh this morning!
I'm still giggling over this one...LOL
Hahahahaa... that was a good one.
Thank you so much Patty for all the wonderful expressions of your friendship and love on my fb.
Love you!
Hehehehehe! That is a good one!
Good night, Patty.
Hehhehe.....he'll get punch five times :D
Very funny.I like it.
Have a nice day.
I think he not only was blind but dumb, this was a good one. Thank you for coming by.
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