Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Not intended to insult anyone!

Blind Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Received from a dear friend, Beth


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

And what he said was another good joke.

Sister--Helen said...

oh too funny.....I did not see this one coming till the end

Anonymous said...

That is one funny blond joke. I even laughed out loud while you were sweeping the kitchen floor.

Mental P Mama said...

LOL!

Clytie said...

Love it! I needed a good laugh this morning!

Beth Niquette said...

I'm still giggling over this one...LOL

Gigi Ann said...

Hahahahaa... that was a good one.

Wanda said...

Thank you so much Patty for all the wonderful expressions of your friendship and love on my fb.


Love you!

Renie Burghardt said...

Hehehehehe! That is a good one!


Good night, Patty.

Shionge said...

Hehhehe.....he'll get punch five times :D

dyanna said...

Very funny.I like it.
Have a nice day.

Margaret Cloud said...

I think he not only was blind but dumb, this was a good one. Thank you for coming by.