Friday, April 16, 2010

Saying Goodbye to Mother

WARNING!!
Some adult words in this post.

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said as we drove away. ‘'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.


11 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Sure that cabby told his criminal friends to stay clear of that house.

Mental P Mama said...

LOLOLOL

Clytie said...

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout? That's how I say goodbye to MY mother!

Just kidding. I'm laughing so loud I think I woke her up!

Brenda said...

Hi Patty! Hope you are doing well. Just wanted to stop in and wave hello...and have a great day!

Denise said...

Patty, I am still laughing!!!! I needed that. Have a great weekend.

Beth Niquette said...

Oh, that made me smile.

Lady Di Tn said...

Everytime I see this, I LOL again and again. The service one was a hoot too. We need laughter and you have provided it. Thanks. Peace

Renie Burghardt said...

LOL!

Have a nice evening, Patty!

dyanna said...

Another great,funny story.Thank you for this.
Have a great day.

Shionge said...

Hehheehhe..... hhahahahhahaha.... :D

Margaret Cloud said...

This is so funny, made me lol.