Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Free Kisses...

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Kisses with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free kisses. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no kisses this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free kisses. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free kisses this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free kisses." Bubba replied, " No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.

6 comments:

Alan Burnett said...

A morning laugh is always guaranteed every time I stop by. And although I may not comment every time I visit, I do call a lot.

DeniseinVA said...

Very cute. Thanks for my early morning chuckle Patty. Also glad to hear that Abe is home from the hospital.

Stevenson Q said...

This is so funny Patty! Thanks for sharing this :D Tempretures getting a little better now here at the Philippines! We struck 40 degrees Celsius during the past days :( Good thing it rained a bit even for just a minute!

Hope Everything's doing great with you and Abe! God Bless you always! You two are always in my prayers!

Steven^^

dyanna said...

Very funny ! I like it.

Arkansas Patti said...

Little late getting here. My server went down for a day.
I'm not used to getting an afternoon chuckle but anytime of day is good.Thanks
Hope Abe is doing well.

Beth Niquette said...

That is just darling!!! lol What a smart fellow! (grin)