Friday, May 14, 2010

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess.

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
*1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. *
*2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think*


10 comments:

dyanna said...

Very nice....
Have a wonderful week-end.

Arkansas Patti said...

Oh how I love the "smart" blonde jokes. Brilliant zinger.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Good joke that one.
Thanks so much for your comments and your good wishes about my reprieve from surgery for 6 months. If it changes, I will have the op for sure.
Glad you liked the Commandment joke.
I never seem to find time to post ahead. Guess I don't manage my time well enough. Take care and keep well
Love, Merle.

Gigi Ann said...

Oh, that is so cute.

Anonymous said...

Great play on words. I laughed but you didn't look up.

Reader Wil said...

Serves him right! Thanks for making me smile!
It's been a busy week with my grandchildren, and I enjoyed every minute of it! Next week we are going to a part of the country where it's not so flat and where there are woods.We rented a house for four days.

Cheryl said...

Priceless! Have a wonderful weekend!

Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, another smart blond joke. Any smart lawyer jokes? Hahaha.

Have a nice evening.

claude said...

May be this Lawyer does not love blondes. Will this funny story be the same if the woman has dark hair !
I like very much your funny stories, Patty !
Have a nice week-end !

Clytie said...

Love it!