A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys; helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
12 comments:
Nice post.I love it.
Have a wonderful day.
Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh, I needed one this morning!
Sunny :)
I had seen that one before but it deserves a second shot. You try to be nice-----
OOO this is so funny!
Okay, didn't see THAT one coming!
Thanks for the smile this morning!
Oh I love the twist on this one!!!
LOL, smart drunk man. Helen
O no! I just choked on my wine! Maybe I should head out to the swingset!
ha ha ha love this ha ha ha
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Oh, that is so hilarious--thanks for the laugh this morning!
Hahaha. This one is priceless.
I bet the husband slamed back in the house and gave his wife a few choice words.
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