Monday, June 21, 2010

Mom versus Dad

Where Do We Come From?


A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race begin?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind began with His creation.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the humanrace was created by God, and Dad said they evolved from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

10 comments:

√ Abraham Lincoln said...

Thanks for a nice Father's Day. Everything was very good even if I wasn't.

dyanna said...

Very funny ! I love your jokes.They make my day.
Have a nice day.

Arkansas Patti said...

He he he. Gotcha.

Lady Di Tn said...

Great last line. LOL Peace

Margaret Cloud said...

This was very good, I had a good chuckle. Hope Abe feels better.

Renie Burghardt said...

He He He! Well, I managed to chuckle at this one, even though our extreme heat has sucked the life out of me. Well, practically. Hope it's cooler in Ohio.

Renie Burghardt said...

Oh, I forgot-did you spank Abe for being bad on Father's Day? LOL

Clytie said...

Too funny!

I hear they finally settled the creation versus evolution mystery.

God created man, and man made a monkey out of himself trying to prove he came from an ape!

Tee hee.

Beth Niquette said...

(guffaw) WELL! THAT made my day! lol

Twisted Fencepost said...

That's a good one, Patty!
But I don't think my Captain would appreciate it. LOL