A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race begin?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind began with His creation.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the humanrace was created by God, and Dad said they evolved from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
10 comments:
Thanks for a nice Father's Day. Everything was very good even if I wasn't.
Very funny ! I love your jokes.They make my day.
Have a nice day.
He he he. Gotcha.
Great last line. LOL Peace
This was very good, I had a good chuckle. Hope Abe feels better.
He He He! Well, I managed to chuckle at this one, even though our extreme heat has sucked the life out of me. Well, practically. Hope it's cooler in Ohio.
Oh, I forgot-did you spank Abe for being bad on Father's Day? LOL
Too funny!
I hear they finally settled the creation versus evolution mystery.
God created man, and man made a monkey out of himself trying to prove he came from an ape!
Tee hee.
(guffaw) WELL! THAT made my day! lol
That's a good one, Patty!
But I don't think my Captain would appreciate it. LOL
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