Friday, June 25, 2010

Remember this the next time you're playing golf.

Golf and Cows...


A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.

"Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."

"And?" asked the doctor.

"Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey this one here looks like yours!'"

6 comments:

dyanna said...

That's really funny! I haven't read a golf joke before. Didn't know there was one. But then again... there are jokes about everything.

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

I am trying to understand 100% but yes, laughing little bit. Thanks for sharing.

Arkansas Patti said...

He he, poor fellow, he meant well.

Renie Burghardt said...

Poor cow! And oh yeah, poor fellow too. Haha.

Have a nice weekend. We'll be at the cabin a lot and going other places as well for the next five days. Looking forward to spending time with my older son and granddaughter.

Clytie said...

Snicker. It took a second, but I got it! Poor fellow, at least he was trying to be helpful!

Twisted Fencepost said...

And he deserved everything he got! LOL