Saturday, July 24, 2010

Adult Joke

Bear Removers

A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.

So he looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers". He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The Bear Remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

Ï'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles in his teeth and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"Ïf the bear knocks me off the roof..... you shoot the dog."

I thought this was a cute joke, but I have a problem with it, what if the bear is a female?????????



Appu said...

If the bear is a female the dog must be trained in another way And I am sure Bear Remover is safe for sure.

Arkansas Patti said...

Too funny and I never enen thought of what would happen if the bear were female. You have an interesting mind.

Lady Di Tn said...

If the bear is female, she will eat the dog, take the gun and shot the bear remover and the homeowner would have fainted or run away never to be heard of again. Thats all folks. lol Peace

Clytie said...

If the bear is a female ... she will eat the dog, shoot the bear remover and move into the homeowner's house with her 2 young cubs ... and eat all his food.

ChrisJ said...

If the bear is a female she'll steal the gun and take off to find the male who left her with the two cubs!

Beth Niquette said...

Yes--what if the bear is a female! lol

Beth Niquette said...

Hahahaaa...I liked what Clytie said. lol

Rosy said...

I like what ChrisJ had said about the female bear.

But er hum...I still don't get it myself is there a punch line somewhere that I didn't find?