Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Another from Will and Guy's Humor

Five Funny Wedding Shorts

1) Nicky: I'm a man of few words.
Mike: I'm married, too.
2) The five essential words for a good marriage: 'I apologize' and 'You are right.'
3) A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good job of stopping circulation.
4) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.
5) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.

10 comments:

Appu said...

I wish to be man of few words.

Arkansas Patti said...

Just can't argue with any of them.

mommanator said...

so true!

reanaclaire said...

are ladies so "demanding?" :)

Beth Niquette said...

OOooh, those are just too funny!

Though I'm married to a fella who likes to talk. lol

Lady Di Tn said...

I am catchin up as I have been trying to EXERCISE and get my blood sugar count down. Some really funny stuff in the post I have missed. Thanks for the smiles and laughs. Peace

Renie Burghardt said...

As an "un-wedded bliss" enthusiast for over 30 years, I can spare a chuckle or two on these funnies about "wedded bliss." LOL.

Have a good evening, Patty.

Abraham Lincoln said...

I liked the don't stand in her way.

Margaret Cloud said...

Very good, I liked #2 and 5. Have a nice week.

Shionge said...

Hiya Patty, I am not able to access to Abe's blog and I hope he is well and fine.


I certainly hope all husbands do think that having wife's opinions is part of the equation of being married :D