Monday, August 02, 2010

Receiving jokes from a new placed called Will and Guy's Humor

** Something Slightly Different **

To paraphrase that great comic Monty Python, 'Now for something slightly different'. Here are amusing even clever, plays on words. These are the sort of jokes that make you smile rather than laugh.

# A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
# What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
# A backward poet writes inverse.
# With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
# The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
# He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
# Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
# When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
# Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
# Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
# Acupuncture is a jab well done.
# Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.


Arkansas Patti said...

Really cute. Can so relate to the "marriage" one. That was about all I got.

Ruth's Photo Blog said...

Oh,these made me laugh alright.Thanks.

Denise said...

Hi Patty, I love this, thank you. Just got back from spending time in Seattle over the last week. Good to be back and catching up. Have a great day.
An English Girl Rambles

Reader Wil said...

Very good! I like these cryptic descriptions.

Reader Wil said...

Patty thanks for your comment on the slides!

Renie Burghardt said...

These are clever!

So Hot! My daughter says Ohio is hot as well. Keep cool!


Margaret Cloud said...

These are very good, enjoyed them all.