To paraphrase that great comic Monty Python, 'Now for something slightly different'. Here are amusing even clever, plays on words. These are the sort of jokes that make you smile rather than laugh.
# A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
# What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
# A backward poet writes inverse.
# With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
# The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
# He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
# Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
# When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
# Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
# Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
# Acupuncture is a jab well done.
# Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
7 comments:
Really cute. Can so relate to the "marriage" one. That was about all I got.
Oh,these made me laugh alright.Thanks.
Blessings,Ruth
Hi Patty, I love this, thank you. Just got back from spending time in Seattle over the last week. Good to be back and catching up. Have a great day.
An English Girl Rambles
Very good! I like these cryptic descriptions.
Patty thanks for your comment on the slides!
These are clever!
So Hot! My daughter says Ohio is hot as well. Keep cool!
Renie
These are very good, enjoyed them all.
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