Sunday, August 29, 2010

Received from an e-mail friend.

Know Your Hymns

Dentist's Hymn .................................. I will wear a Crown
Weatherman's Hymn .......................... Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn ........................... I'm Building a Home
The Tailor's Hymn ........................... Holy, Holy, Holy *
The Plumber's Hymn ........................ There's a leak in this Old Building
The Golfer's Hymn............................... There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn ....................... Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn ......................... Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn .................... I Surrender All
The Policeman's Hymn ...................... Jesus is My Rock, My Sword, and Shield
The Gossip's Hymn ......................... Pass It On
The Single Women's Hymn .............. Amen....Amen..... Amen
The Electrician's Hymn ..................... This Little Light of Mine
The Florist's Hymn .......................... There's a Lily in the Valley
The Shopper's Hymn ..... .................. Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn ......................... I've got New Home, Over in Zion
The Massage Therapists Hymn ....... He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn .............................. Come On In the Room- Jesus is All My Prescriptions
AND for those who speed on the highway here are a few more
hymns:
45mph ............................ God Will Take Care of You
65mph ........................... Nearer My God To Thee
85mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home
95mph .......................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph ............................ Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
- - - Be blessed


5 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

There really is a hymn for every one isn't there? Maybe a her too if you are a him. Have a great Sunday.

Sunny said...

Hi Patty ! Oh I love the highway hymns the best, lol. so true! And the Ann Landers quote is one that I do quite often :) Have a beautiful Sunday.

Wanda said...

Oh what fun.... these are just too great.... loved them all!!!

Margaret Cloud said...

Well you certainly passed a lot of humor on today. These were very good.

Lady Di Tn said...

I should have taken Ann Landers advice sooner in life. That abc of age was funny but true. Peace