Friday, September 17, 2010

Don't Mess With Old Folks

Snotty Receptionist
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!



Arkansas Patti said...

Now that is a ZINGER.

Patty said...

Patti, glad you enjoyed it.

mommanator said...

that is truly funny thanks

nituscorner said...

Three cheers for the old man.

Reader Wil said...

How adrem! I love it!!

KleinsteMotte said...

Great joke.
Wish I had the wits of that old smart guy.