Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I love a good laugh!

This is for all the teachers who will be starting school, those who've retired, & everyone else!!!

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."

A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"

The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.


Twisted Fencepost said...

I think I would have had to leave the room, too!

Beth Niquette said...

Oooooh! OH! Well, that just cracks me up.

Beth Niquette said...

I just read this to my husband and he's guffawing in the living room--it's so fun to hear him belly laugh. (giggle)

Margaret Cloud said...

I also think I would leave the room in a hurry.

Renie Burghardt said...

Oh, dear! I would have to leave the room as well.

Hope you're having a nice evening, Patty.

Reader Wil said...

Poor kitty!
Thanks for your fun mail, Patty! have a great Wednesday!