Monday, September 27, 2010

More Will and Guy's Jokes


Tales from the front line


"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
- Joe Gay
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"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army Ordnance
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"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal
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"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
- Your Buddies
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"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal
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"Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky."
-- From an old carrier sailor

5 comments:

Twisted Fencepost said...

There's a lot of truth in those. Especially the ambush one.

Arkansas Patti said...

Can't argue with any of them. Will and Guy are great.

reanaclaire said...

some of them are very true in fact..
have a nice day, patty!

Renie Burghardt said...

Hmmm, interesting. Got to tell the one about more planes in the ocean to Greg. He is a Navy vet, and will probably get a kick out of that one.

Enjoy DWS tonight. I'm rooting for Florence Henderson, of course! LOL.

Margaret Cloud said...

These are funny and some true.