Tuesday, September 21, 2010

More from Will and Guy

Intriguing Signs

1) Sign on motorway garage:
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

2) Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

3) Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

4) Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

5) Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

6) Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

6 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

I do love how Wil and Guy think.

nituscorner said...

these were too good. loved them patty.

Renie Burghardt said...

Where one puts a comma in a sentence makes a big difference in the meaning, doesn't it? Haha.

Have a nice evening. Wonder who will be dumped first from DWS?

kavita said...

Lol..hard to choose a favorite.Thanks for sharing,i completely enjoyed this post.

ChrisJ said...

Patty, you are a veritable fountain of wisdom!

Margaret Cloud said...

Well, what can I say, another great and funny post.