1) Sign on motorway garage:
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS
2) Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
3) Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
4) Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
5) Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
6) Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
6 comments:
I do love how Wil and Guy think.
these were too good. loved them patty.
Where one puts a comma in a sentence makes a big difference in the meaning, doesn't it? Haha.
Have a nice evening. Wonder who will be dumped first from DWS?
Lol..hard to choose a favorite.Thanks for sharing,i completely enjoyed this post.
Patty, you are a veritable fountain of wisdom!
Well, what can I say, another great and funny post.
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