Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Pretty Smart Young Man

School Smarts...

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr. Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer.

After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."

"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."

"What are you studying in school?" asked Larry.

The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."


Shionge said...

Smart lad.....wish him well :D

Wanda said...

How clever.

Our friend asked the waitress what he should tip her, and she was embarrassed and said, whatever you want. He said, next time anyone asks you that say
"The Sky's the limit"...Then our friend gave her a piece of "sky". She was a happy gal, and we know our friend is a generous tipper.

Clytie said...

how funny. I like Wanda's story too.

Lady Di Tn said...

LOL Sounds like the lad is well on his way in his profession of choice. Peace

Margaret Cloud said...

Well it worked, smart kid. It is nice when you can get anything out of tightwad's. Thank you for coming by, I had to laugh at your comment, it was the way you put it. Have a nice week.

Arkansas Patti said...

Smart boy. Wish I had known that and Wanda's theory when I was working as a waitress in college.

Reader Wil said...

Well that's really smart! LOL.