Thursday, October 14, 2010

This might be more than you want to know. LOL

Flatulence Education

Good to know! Maybe more than you want to know. Bet ya'll didn't know this!!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you who fart, this is educational: I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it.

Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of Oh Canada. Old Farts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them.

Old Farts remember World War II, Dieppe, Hong Kong, Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War , the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam .

If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize.. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.

Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.

Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.

Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or grandchildren.

It's the Old Farts who know our great country is protected, not by politician's, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.

This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent values. We need them now more than ever. Thank God for Old Farts! Pass this on to all the Old Farts you know. I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them.

To see the photo better, click it, then on my computer a little round thing comes on that looks like a magnifying glass, then I click it to make the print larger. Tried changing the size and everything, but it didn't make reading it any easier.


Charles said...

We watch Dr.Oz a lot & his favorite topic seems to be poop & passing gas. He mentioned it again on Oprah this week.I used to think it was more of a man thing. I liked the poster, especially RIP.

Arkansas Patti said...

First thing I thought of when reading the poster about sphincter muscle was Jack Nicholson's line in Bucket List--Never trust a fart.

Corinne Rodrigues said...

You're a riot, Patty. Thanks for a good laugh!

Renie Burghardt said...

The average person does it 14 times a day? Not me!!! No, not me! Hahaha. But old farts are okay people!

Enjoy the evening, Patty. Our weather is spectacular now.

Margaret Cloud said...

Boy, this is what I always wanted to know, now I am educated about this subject, thanks.

Anna said...

Oh that was a good one, and funny, and yes so true about the old farts. Anna :) lol lol lol hahahahah