Sunday, November 28, 2010

All Grandparents need one like this

GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ...

If you are one of our children, press 1

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, press 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre - start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

6 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

I LOVE THAT. Grandparents really are beasts of burden aren't they?

Shionge said...

Hahahha...time to have such answering mahine...I luv it!!!1 :D

Margaret Cloud said...

These are very good and so true. Us grandparents are like a second mom & dad to grand kids and life savers to the grown kids. Thank you for coming by and have a nice Sunday.

Rosy said...

I love this! ha ha ha, um, by some chance is this your answering machine? lol

Lady Di Tn said...

This is cute and all Grandparents should read this one. LOL The previous post was a side splitter especially the last one. It was a wonder the guy could contain himself before he got his head above water. Peace

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I loved this one and
had to tell you so. It is so funny
and so true about what kids and grandkids ask of us.
Tcare, Love, Merle.ake