Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Been so busy, just now realized I've mised Nov. 29th and almost missed today.

Three Groaners...

A French fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking his head and say, "No, we don't serve food here."

A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night, I dreamed I was a Trans Am. Another night, I dreamed I was an Alfa Romeo. Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?" "Relax," says the shrink, "You're just having an auto-body experience."

There was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

5 comments:

Jack and Joann said...

I know the feeling. Busy, busy time of year. Look at it this way----if you miss a day posting, it just leaves everyone begging for more.

Cheryl said...

I have been under the weather the past couple of weeks. Glad I am back to enjoy your posts!

Arkansas Patti said...

Yep, that is me groaning but that last one made me laugh out loud.

Babli said...

Wonderful post. It happens when you are fully engrossed into your important work and you do not get time for other work.

Country Mouse Studio said...

:O)