Monday, January 03, 2011

Myself, I don't text but for the seniors that do, here is a handy list. LOL

SENIOR TEXTING CODES

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

NST –IGAH No Sex Tonight – I’ve Got A headache

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTML: Talk To Me Louder

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing.

9 comments:

Sunny said...

Hi Patty ! Ooooh these are waaay funny ! Good morning, and Happy New Year, my friend ! LMDO ! *smiles*

Arkansas Patti said...

Those are priceless. Hope I can remember FWIW.

Denise said...

Love it, thanks Patty, you've started my week out on a good note.

Claire said...

Love the doctors' sms codes!

Winifred said...

That was really funny Patty. I don't do text speak so won't need to remember them.

Reader Wil said...

Very ingenious, Patty! Some of these combinations look like the names of our political parties.
I wish you a very happy 2011!
I had a busy week with the four Polish guests from Taizé and
yesterday Marina and Antigoni came to visit me with their families. They are the Greek blogging sisters. Marina has lived now in Brussels for a short time and her sister visited her for the Christmas holidays.All those guests were wonderful to meet.

Wanda said...

WTP ~~ Yes, Don and I know where the prunes are...buy them in bulk at Costco, haha...

Fun list, but to much truth in it!! heehee

Country Mouse Studio said...

great chuckle for the day

Margaret Cloud said...

I don't know where you get all this stuff, but keep it coming. Have a nice week.