Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
NST –IGAH No Sex Tonight – I’ve Got A headache
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTML: Talk To Me Louder
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing.
9 comments:
Hi Patty ! Ooooh these are waaay funny ! Good morning, and Happy New Year, my friend ! LMDO ! *smiles*
Those are priceless. Hope I can remember FWIW.
Love it, thanks Patty, you've started my week out on a good note.
Love the doctors' sms codes!
That was really funny Patty. I don't do text speak so won't need to remember them.
Very ingenious, Patty! Some of these combinations look like the names of our political parties.
I wish you a very happy 2011!
I had a busy week with the four Polish guests from Taizé and
yesterday Marina and Antigoni came to visit me with their families. They are the Greek blogging sisters. Marina has lived now in Brussels for a short time and her sister visited her for the Christmas holidays.All those guests were wonderful to meet.
WTP ~~ Yes, Don and I know where the prunes are...buy them in bulk at Costco, haha...
Fun list, but to much truth in it!! heehee
great chuckle for the day
I don't know where you get all this stuff, but keep it coming. Have a nice week.
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