Thursday, January 06, 2011

Will and Guy's

** Tech Support Calls **

Customer: "My disk ran out of space when trying to save my Word document, so I changed it from double spaced to single spaced and it still wouldn't fit!"

Tech Support: "Have you made backups of your software and data?"
Customer: "I didn't know it had a reverse."

Customer: "All my files I saved last week to my C: drive are missing!"
Tech Support: "Do you remember what directory you first saved them in?"
Customer: "No, I don't. I just know it was on my C: drive."
Tech Support: "Ok, I'll walk you through how to find the files."
Customer: "I wouldn't think I would be losing files on this computer. Gee, I just had the hard drive replaced in it yesterday."

Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support: "Ok, I can help you install the software. Would you like me to do that?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "All right, can you insert the disk in the disk drive please?"
Customer: "How?"
Tech Support: "Place the disk in the opening at the front of the computer."
Customer: "Will I have to have my computer delivered before we can do this?"
Tech Support: "Um yes, that might be an idea."

Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"


7 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

These people have whachamacallit type of minds?

Arkansas Patti said...

Sadly, there was a time when I was just as computer illerate. Still need help on a lot of stuff.

Clytie said...

Snicker.Now I don't feel so badly about being "technologically challenged"!

Patty said...

Abe: Apparently you don't want comments on the Brookville Essays? Since that was your latest entry I tried to comment and couldn't.

Patti: I'm still very computer illiterate. But I keep plugging away.

Clytie, I think most of us are in the same boat when it comes to computers. Of course the Grandkids are whiz kids with computers compared to Abe and me. LOL

Country Mouse Studio said...

I love the retirement quote and have a friend who could have written it.
I wouldn't want to be a computer tech. :O(

ChrisJ said...

The trouble is that by the time I have mastered one computer and most of its programs, I am already years behind the new technology. I'm NEVER going to use Facebook and Twitter. Who on earth would really want to know all that stuff about me -- deadly dull! I can't stand useless chit-chat at gatherings.

Margaret Cloud said...

Boy, what air heads, some people don't put their thinking caps on right.