Saturday, March 19, 2011

Another from Will & guy

Englishman's Humor

Ten Unusual Baggage Left Behind On London's Public Transport System

1. Samurai sword
2. Prosthetic arm
3. A coffin
4. A stuffed fox
5. A puffer fish
6. A lawnmower
7. A park bench
8. 2nd world war gas masks
9. A home vasectomy kit
10.A pair of breast implants

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Classic, Funny, English Jokes [From two Englishmen!]

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir.

They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.

An Englishman went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink.
'Would you like one with a plug?' asked the assistant.
'Don't tell me they've gone electric,' said the Englishman.

6 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Now who could walk off and leave an arm.
Funny as usual and that last one would make a good blond joke.

Clytie said...

A lawnmower? A coffin??? wow.

As usual, you have made me smile today!

reanaclaire said...

hello Patty, coming by to wish a nice weekend!

Andrew Buck Michael said...

I hope the puffer fish was in water.

Margaret Cloud said...

This is good and they say that the English don't have a sense of humor.

Haddock said...

Like that one on the IQ of 50