Saturday, March 19, 2011

Another from Will & guy

Englishman's Humor

Ten Unusual Baggage Left Behind On London's Public Transport System

1. Samurai sword
2. Prosthetic arm
3. A coffin
4. A stuffed fox
5. A puffer fish
6. A lawnmower
7. A park bench
8. 2nd world war gas masks
9. A home vasectomy kit
10.A pair of breast implants


Classic, Funny, English Jokes [From two Englishmen!]

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir.

They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.

An Englishman went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink.
'Would you like one with a plug?' asked the assistant.
'Don't tell me they've gone electric,' said the Englishman.


Arkansas Patti said...

Now who could walk off and leave an arm.
Funny as usual and that last one would make a good blond joke.

Clytie said...

A lawnmower? A coffin??? wow.

As usual, you have made me smile today!

reanaclaire said...

hello Patty, coming by to wish a nice weekend!

Andrew Buck Michael said...

I hope the puffer fish was in water.

Margaret Cloud said...

This is good and they say that the English don't have a sense of humor.

Haddock said...

Like that one on the IQ of 50