Friday, March 18, 2011

Received in my email from friends in the UK

CONFUCIUS SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally, CONFUCIUS SAY...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"



5 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Funny they are but one I found quite true "War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."

Lady Di Tn said...

Patty
These are funny especially the last one. Hope y'all get some of this pretty weather we are having in TN. Peace

Steven (Cavite DP) said...

Hello Patty! We don't have Saint Patrick's Day here inthe Philippines but I am greeting you all Happy Saint Patrick's!

I want to thank you for your heart-warming comment on my latest comeback post! I really appreciate your sympathy and you're right Patty, I miss my Mom so so much :( Gradually, I'm recovering but I know a child will never ever stop missing his Mom :(

God Bless you and Abe more and more! There's always a friend in the Philippines that are always thinking of you two and praying for your wellness!

Steven^^

Margaret Cloud said...

Very funny, I liked the Squirrel one.

Beth Niquette said...

(GUFFAW) I can't stop laughing! (GUFFAW)