Thursday, March 24, 2011

I couldn't resist posting this one.

Coffee & Testicles


A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."



6 comments:

Reader Wil said...

I agree : this is one post you couldn't ignore!! ;)

Margaret Cloud said...

Boy that must be h--l to have them blown off. Very nice post.

Clytie said...

grooooooaaannnn!!! Love it!

Arkansas Patti said...

Now that is funny, and sadly true.

claude said...

Very funny, Patty !
We know the same in France. Even the ones who like cafeïne arrive at work with late and take the time to drink a coffee before begining to work.

Lady Di Tn said...

Patty
Number 5 made me smile and the last one I LOL . Thanks for the laughter. Peace