Monday, March 21, 2011

Will and Guy's

** Cheesy Jokes **

You could only find jokes more cheesy than these if you worked at a cheese factory

Q. How's your job at the clock company?
A. Only time will tell.

Q. How's your job at the banana company?
A. I keep slipping up.

Q. How's your job on the new highway?
A. I'm so busy I don't know which way to turn.

Q. How's your job at the travel agency?
A. I'm going nowhere.

Q. How's your job at the swivel chair company?
A. It makes my head spin!

Q. How's your job at the lemon juice company?
A. I've had bitter jobs.

Q. How's your job at the pie company?
A. It didn't pan out.

Q. How's your job at the balloon factory?
A. We can't keep up with inflation.

Q. How's your job at the crystal ball company?
A. I'm making a fortune.

Q. How's your job at the history book company?
A. There's no future in it.

Q. How's your job at the clock company?
A. I'm having second thoughts about it.

Q. How's your job on the farm?
A. Problems keep cropping up.

Q. How's your job at the sewing shop?
A. Hanging on by a thread.

Q. How's your job at the eye glasses clinic?
A. I have clear job objectives.

8 comments:

Lady Di Tn said...

Cute. Thanks and Peace

Reader Wil said...

This is both funny and clever!

Margaret Cloud said...

These are not only funny but cute. Thank you for coming by and also for all those nice emails.

Brenda said...

I think I may borrow a few of these Patty. My husband is the witty one in our family. I will surprise him with a few of these. Have a great day!

Beth Niquette said...

These are just darling, Patty! LOL Thanks, I know it sounds cheesy, but....I needed that. (grin)

Arkansas Patti said...

Clever and now it has me wanting to work for a crystal ball company.

claude said...

The translation is not very very good but I understand that is very funny. Have a nice spring, Patty !

Appu said...

job on the farm - that is nice.
Thanks for writing.