Monday, April 11, 2011

From Will and Guy

** Funny Employee Evaluations **

1. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
3. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargles
4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered in a trap.
5. When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
6. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
7. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
8. She sets low personal standards, then consistently fails to achieve them.
9. This employee should go far --- and the sooner he starts, the better.
10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.


Arkansas Patti said...

Ouch, what zingers. I actually worked for the second one.

Lady Di Tn said...

I had to do evaluations and I knew at least one person for each of those. It is funny as long as you do not have to work with them. LOL So now when I read each one a person or persons came to mind and yes I laughed at how their expression would have been if I had used these. Peace

Margaret Cloud said...

Very funny and I recall I worked for some of these guys. Thanks for coming by and leaving such a informative comment. Have a nice week, we are actually getting some nice weather.