Random examples of beer quotations brought to you by Will and Guy for your amusement:
1) Beauty is in the hands of the beer holder. - Anonymous
2) My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henry Youngman
3) Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. - Robert Benchley
4) Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. - Harold Rudolph
5) Apparently it was the accepted practice in Babylonia [now southern I**q] 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the 'honey month' - or what we know today as the 'honeymoon'.
6) You know what alcoholics call New Year's Eve? Amateur night. - Elmore Leonard
7) Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
8) The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
9) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. - Stephen Wright
2 comments:
Those remind me of the day--the day that is now gone.
These are pretty good and believe it or not some make sense.
Post a Comment