Tuesday, June 28, 2011

More Will and Guy Jokes

** Funny Put Downs **

He - Can I buy you a drink?
She - Actually I'd rather have the money.

He - Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
She - Okay, get out.

7 General Put Downs:
1) Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

2) Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

3) I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

4) How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

5) Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

6) She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them: Joan Rivers on Bo Derek.

7) Is it time for your medication or mine?


Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Good put-downs. I think the first was the best 'rather have the money'
I see we both posted the same facts on Sunday. Great minds think alike!!!
Glad you liked the Grandpa waiting for the splash joke.
I am so sorry that your home was damaged so much in the storm, but glad the Insurance will cover most of it. I hope they come soon and repair it for you.
Take care my friend, Love, Merle.

Arkansas Patti said...

Oh my, I have actually used that first one in my hay day.

Margaret Cloud said...

Good ones, liked the first one.