Boy/Girl:
He - Can I buy you a drink?
She - Actually I'd rather have the money.
He - Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
She - Okay, get out.
7 General Put Downs:
1) Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
2) Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
3) I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
4) How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
5) Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
6) She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them: Joan Rivers on Bo Derek.
7) Is it time for your medication or mine?
3 comments:
Dear Patty ~~ Good put-downs. I think the first was the best 'rather have the money'
I see we both posted the same facts on Sunday. Great minds think alike!!!
Glad you liked the Grandpa waiting for the splash joke.
I am so sorry that your home was damaged so much in the storm, but glad the Insurance will cover most of it. I hope they come soon and repair it for you.
Take care my friend, Love, Merle.
Oh my, I have actually used that first one in my hay day.
Good ones, liked the first one.
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