He - Can I buy you a drink?
She - Actually I'd rather have the money.
He - Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
She - Okay, get out.
7 General Put Downs:
1) Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
2) Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
3) I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
4) How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
5) Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
6) She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them: Joan Rivers on Bo Derek.
7) Is it time for your medication or mine?