The local council could not afford a speed camera, so they put up a sign saying: Slow down Old People's Home. - It had no effect.
At the next meeting the decided to play on the paternal instincts and put up a sign: Danger - Children at Play. - No discernable reduction in traffic speed.
Then the chairman had a brain-wave and suggested they try a sign with: Nudist Colony. - As a result of the Nudist Colony notice, white vans and lorries crawl thought the village.