Saturday, June 25, 2011

Another Will and Guy

What to do about Cars Speeding in Villages?

The local council could not afford a speed camera, so they put up a sign saying: Slow down Old People's Home. - It had no effect.

At the next meeting the decided to play on the paternal instincts and put up a sign: Danger - Children at Play. - No discernable reduction in traffic speed.

Then the chairman had a brain-wave and suggested they try a sign with: Nudist Colony. - As a result of the Nudist Colony notice, white vans and lorries crawl thought the village.

2 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Hum---wonder if that would work on my street? LOL

Renie Burghardt said...

That sign may even cause a real traffic jam! lol

Have a nice evening, Patty.