Friday, July 22, 2011

From Will and Guy

Disorder in the Court
This, and other, funny courtroom exchanges are taken from a little book called 'Disorder in the Court'. They quote funny things people actually said in court, word for word.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.


Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Good joke there. I am sorry you are having such hot weather and the worst part is the humidity. That knocks us around. We
don't usually have it, but did last summer.
I do hope your daughter gets good results from her MRI and kidney scan. I will keep her (and you) in my prayers. I hope she has no reaction to the dye this time.
Take care my friend. Love, Merle.

Lady Di Tn said...

Love the punch line. Sometimes real life is truly funny. Peace and Stay cool.

Arkansas Patti said...

Those are funny but actually, I wouldn't mind if the doctor checked my pulse first. Just to be sure mind you.

Margaret Cloud said...

I have often wondered if some people are still alive when cremated, shutter.