* Open a new file on your computer.
* Entitle it "Housework."
* Place it in the Recycle Bin.
* Empty the Recycle Bin.
* Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
Answer "Yes" and click the left mouse button firmly.
Now you feel much better.
* Whose side are you on?
A British Army Colonel was walking down Oxford Street in London, when he saw a man with no arms and no legs sitting on the pavement playing a mouth organ.
A sign beside the chap read, 'Victim of the Falklands War. ' 'I say how disgraceful, eh? 'said the colonel, 'the way the country treats its veterans. 'So saying, he pulled out his wallet and peeled off two fifty pound notes and dropped them in the ex-soldier's hat.
The veteran looked up and said, 'Muchas gracias, senor.'
2 comments:
You have done it again. I think I will try that housework thing.
Another good post, especially the house work one.
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