Thursday, September 01, 2011

Received from friends that live in Flordia

CONFUCIUS SAY

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

6 comments:

reanaclaire said...

Really humorous esp the last one.. sure Confucious said that? hahaha... Tiger Wood (would!)

Arkansas Patti said...

"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
Not the funniest but the truest.

Reader Wil said...

Confucious is wise, very wise! I agree with Arkansas Patti:"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."

Lady Di Tn said...

Humor of your post makes me smile and lol. Especially the court post. Truth usually is funnier than fiction. hee hee Peace

Merle said...

Hi Patty ~~ I have enjoyed reading your latest posts and they are all
good and funny. I like the quote "War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
Too true.
Thank you for the e mails you send me. I enjoy them all and send quite a few on to friends and relatives.
Take great care my friend. Love, Merle.

Margaret Cloud said...

I liked them all, they are true. Especially like the Squirrel and the man that fights with wife (now that one is really true).