Monday, August 29, 2011

Received from a friend and thought it was great.

Older Women
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:

"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.





4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, he should be careful what he is wishig for?

Carole Barkett said...

Shared that laugh with my husband of 41 yrs today :O)

Arkansas Patti said...

Ha ha, love that.

Margaret Cloud said...

You bet older women are great, they have everything figured out.