Sunday, August 28, 2011

Using from my friend Merle's blog.

Questions and answers

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharoah's daughter. She went down to the bank and drew out a little
Prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda,
because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer
lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. What servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah stood on the deck.

PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup. It's in the Bible. It says . . . 'He-brews'.

Keep Smiling - - God loves you bunches and bunches.
Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

....Faith, Hope and Love -- but the greatest of these is Love.

If you would like to visit Merle's blog go here

4 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

That first one is great.

nsiyer said...

Really interesting collection, Patty. Come over to myblog too, when you get time.

Reader Wil said...

I love all of them!

Country Mouse Studio said...

Those were great :O)