Friday, September 09, 2011

Can I come Home Mama?

Please excuse the four letter words in the following story
I would have deleted them, but it would lose its impact without them....

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called up her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful four-letter words! You've got to take me home..., "PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful!


"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.


Arkansas Patti said...

I agree with Mama. Sadly I have lived with such profanity all my life.

A.Marie said...

HAHAHAHA!! FUNNY!! I'm with Arkansas Patti....I've been married for 20 years now and I've lived with that type of profanity the entire time!!! ;)

Terra said...

LOL, now that's a good mama, protecting her daughter from those awful words.

Lady Di Tn said...

That sounds so much like WORK. Poor girl. Peace

Country Mouse Studio said...

the comments are as funny as the story

Shionge said...

Hmmm....I wish my Mama could come save me too LOL