Saturday, November 05, 2011

Maxine Has An Important
Health Message

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me!


Sunny said...

Haha another great entry to make us smile.
I agree! No excercise for me, my bones break!
I liked number 2 and number 4 the best.
Happy Saturday to you and your's, Patty!

KleinsteMotte said...

Well I gotta do some or I'll seize up n the heart will pound too fast. Seems retired or not the bones want activity. Have a happy weekend.

ChrisJ said...

Oh, YES!YES!YES! My bones do NOT like exercise and neither do I, -- but I suffer if I don't -- or I get nagged. If I want to keep moving at all , sadly I have to do it!

Country Mouse Studio said...

Love it and a great way to start the day :O)