Thursday, November 03, 2011

More of Will and Guy

* Classic Bus Driver Joke

The driver was just about to press the button to close the doors, 'Is everyone aboard the bus?' asked Dave the driver. 'No,' called Mavis, 'please wait until I get my clothes on.'

Well, all the passengers turned their heads towards the door. What they saw surprised them, a young woman was wrestling a bag full of laundry up the bus steps.


** Phone a Bungling Burglar **

A bungling burglar in the USA has been arrested after he left his mobile phone on charge at the house of one of his victims. The man was disturbed while rifling through rooms in the house in Washington DC and jumped out of a window to escape Will and Guy have learned.

Police searched the house later and were surprised to find a cell phone, that didn't belong to anyone at the house, charging in a socket.

Officers called one of the numbers in his contacts, told them the phone owner had been involved in an accident and asked for his name. That led to the 25 year old man being arrested and later charged with ten burglaries.


Arkansas Patti said...

That is one way to stop a bus.

Lady Di Tn said...

You are a card girl!!!!LOL

Country Mouse Studio said...

my chuckle for the day :O)

KleinsteMotte said...

Is this for real?? phone on charge?? lol