Sunday, November 20, 2011

A Pastor Goes To The Dentist
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
false teeth Pictures, Images and Photos



8 comments:

Clytie said...

Bua-ha-ha! I was NOT expecting that ending! Thank you for the wonderful morning laugh, Patty!

Gigi Ann said...

Oh yea! That put a smile on my face...

Reader Wil said...

Ha,ha... Hilarious!
We have had a dense fog all day long. Very dangerous for car traffic. Marjolein has to go to Hilversum with her boyfriend and I hope they will arrive safely. Normally it's a one-hour drive, but in this fog it will take three times longer.

Beth Niquette said...

Oh...HAHAHAHAAHAHAAA....I had to tell my darling husband THAT one!! Heehee...

A happy Thanksgiving to you and your precious family. ((hugs))

Babli said...

Absolutely wonderful, funny and hillarious post. I enjoyed a lot reading your post.

claude said...

You make me laugh, Patty !

Margaret Cloud said...

That would do it, must a been a tight fit.

ChrisJ said...

Being a Pastor's wife I appreciate this one -- I think!